CHARLIE WARD AS LITERAL SPORTSCENTER

CHARLIE WARD IS THE BEST ALL-AROUND (CHRISTIAN) ATHLETE OF THE LAST QUARTER CENTURY

WON THE HEISMAN AND NATIONAL TITLE AT FLORIDA STATE, WAS DRAFTED BY THE YANKEES, COULD HAVE BEEN A PRO TENNIS PLAYER, IFFY SIZE AND BLOODLUST FOR FOOTBALL PUSHED HIM TO CLASSEST BALL SPORT: BASKETBALL.

TOOK STANDOUT RB WARRICK DUNN UNDER HIS WING WHEN HIS COP MOM WAS SHOT IN THE LINE OF DUTY, SOLID BRO

LABELED "POINT GUARD OF THE FUTURE" BY KNICKS, PAT RILEY SEEMED TO THINK OTHERWISE AND CHARLIE MISSED MINUTES. BECAME A KNICK BACKCOURT FIXTURE THO WHEN ZOMBIE VAN GUNDY GAVE HIM HIS TIME BACK

CHIEFS WANTED HIM TO BACK UP JOE MONTANA AND ASKED THE KNICKS IF THEY COULD HAVE HIS SUNDAYS FOR A FEW MONTHS. KNICKS SAID NO.

IM THINKING GOOD PARENTING AT WORK RIGHT HERE

SAID SOME FUNNY THINGS ABOUT "STUBBORN" JEWS IN NY AS A KNICK WHICH PROBABLY MADE WOODY ALLEN LESS INCLINED TO CLAP LIMPLY DURING STARTING LINEUP INTRODUCTIONS FEATURING CHARLIE. WHATEVER, YOU MARRIED YOUR STEP-DAUGHTER.

COACHES IN HOUSTON NOW

JORDAN'S BREAKDOWN INTO BASEBALL

People forget that Jordan had a shitty 1993. His Father was murdered by teenagers (one of which was wearing a Jordan T-shirt) while sleeping at a rest stop in NC. The Dream Team hype was intense, his who-cares-hes-got-money-in-the-bank gambling habit made headlines and Barkley wrenched away the MVP earlier that year.

Baseball was his way of getting out the game. Like when your Dad moves out for a while, just chill he's got his reasons

51 RBIs in AAA ball is not a joke, good contact hitter, Darryl Strawberryesque.

Jordan looked mean finally. I searched the earth for a white sox jersey which honestly would have remained unseen by peers as my school wouldnt let you wear sox gear anyways. (They'd make you turn that shit inside-out. lol.)

Glad he returned, remember crybaby Pippen's short lived status as team leader, they went 31-31 till MJ listened to his brain and every living thing on earth and came back