REGGIE MILLER & KNICK TORMENT

You know what, I'm having a hard fucking time coming up with some positive things to say right now.

Those Pacer squads were always on TNT and exceptionally dull, they always had a mysterious christian vibe that I cant prove or describe. I imagined their locker room akin to a discount tire waiting room, filled with family talk and devoid of humor

Our house cried out in anguish and Mom threw a shoe at the TV when he scored 8 points in 9 seconds against our elegant Knicks. I called her to get her thoughts on him for this post this morning and she went off on the nerd, said he looked and played like an overzealous manager at a department store.

Felt confused and alone when Jay-Z strolled down Lexington Ave in his jersey in that "I Cant Get With That" video. I thought Mayor Dinkins outlawed Pacer jerseys when he banned handguns in the city.

I'd rather backpack in chains thru Sierra Leone with a talkative John Stockton then stand in the same line as Reggie

Umm his sister is funny and pretty cool

Thats it. Lets get this over with already. I hate you Reggie.

JORDAN PAINTINGS

Sports Art is always shitty/funny, these are only bought and hung by pediatric dentists.

The game of basketball in particular does not lend itself well to the rules of line and form. I urge you to scribble a simple wide-eyed Shawn Kemp post-dunk taunt scene onto your margins and try not to hate what you create. Mine looks like I had a stroke with a pen in my hand

Tried to do a tattoos of the NBA post but got upset when I actually saw the set-ups running up and down the courts of America. That Chris Anderson dude with Denver actually makes me cry, I picture him buying nautica flip flops and looking in the mirror for too long.

BASKETBALL BABES

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE MOMS WHO TAKE CARE OF THEIR BABIES OUT THERE

WITHOUT MOMS THERE WOULD BE NO BALL

WISH I COULD HAVE BOUGHT U A LEXUS WITH BALL MONEY MOM BUT IM A POOR POST PLAYER WITH NOT A LOT OF SPEED

BOBBY

Best Parochial Point Guard Ever

Went 115-5 in high school while u went 3-7 with popular babes

Back to back titles in 1991 n 1992

All time NCCA assist leader with 1076. Thats a ton of sharing

Jersey #11 was retired in 1993, leaving jersey #666 still an unused killer option at Duke

Went 7th in the 1993 Draft

Bad Car Crash did him no favors and his court vision never recovered

Does the racehorse ownership thing now