GRANDMAMA LJ

From Tyler Tx

UNLV Scoring Monster, they hurt Duke so bad in 1990

Still ranked 12th in Running Rebel scoring and 7th in rebounds even tho he only played 2 seasons, Productive

NCAA Player of the year in 1991, Went number 1 in the ensuing draft.

Greatest Hornet ever, if he had'nt hurt his back, who knows.

During the 1999 NBA Finals, Johnson characterized the Knicks as a band of "rebellious slaves." Bill Walton later called Johnson and his performance "a disgrace to the game of basketball." Johnson was asked about the play of San Antonio Spurs point guard Avery Johnson in Game 4, Johnson again shifted the topic to slavery. "That's my man, Ave, because we're from the same plantation. We've both got the Johnson name," he said. "You tell Bill Walton that. We're from Massa Johnson's plantation." WHOA

Those Grandmama Converse Ads were Avant Garde

ALLAN HOUSTON

Blue blood Kentucky shooter, racehorses + bourbon + corvettes + basketball + bluegrass + Slint = Great

All-time leading Tennessee scorer, Dad as coach didn't hurt

10th all-time in NBA 3 pointers made

Devastating set-up shooter, get lazy and leave him open; be prepared to pay

Arguably ruined the Knicks by soaking up all that salary cap money, this huge salary and bad knee made him untradeable. And the Knicks are almost unwatchable, (Woody Allen head in hands)

Not scared of Jordan

DETLEF SCHREMPF

Hardworking West Germany transplant.

Perennial Sixth Man Award Winner

Accurate long-range shooter, in the paint banger

First European player to score over 15000 points and look fine with a buster high top

Name misspelled in every small town paper box score forever

The prophet of the coming age of Euro-ball: Good Shooters, Dangly earrings, and turtleneck suit setups on the bus to the arena

You already know he wears bad shades

Put an uzi in his hands and presto, Die Hard extra.