Friday, October 9, 2009

SHAQ ATTAQ





SHAQ DIESEL went platinum in 9 days, "All you Jealous Punks cant stop my dunks" scribbled on notebooks everywhere.

San Antonio's biggest contribution to the world, went 68-1 at Cole High

Funny on curb your enthusiasm n' CB4

Started the superman tattoo craze of the mid 90's, ouch

Back in 1992 The Sporting News predicted the rise of the "ULTRA CENTER" they were sure there'd be 10 SHAQS in the league in 10 years. Nope.

Made it ok to miss free throws and bump your way down to low post, old guys at your local game love this now

Movies aint shit tho and he's a cop